Author Topic: Shakespeare Insults (Read 1478 times)

Mordius · January 02, 2013, 12:16:06 PM

http://www.petelevin.com/shakespeare.htm

Now we can argue like Shakespeare! :D

My finger in thine eye, thou gorbellied beetle-headed codpiece!

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Swat 3 · January 02, 2013, 12:23:05 PM

Bathe thyself thou beslubbering, boilbrained flea.

blockguy123 · January 02, 2013, 12:23:14 PM

Kiss my codpiece, thou goatish pottle-deep pignut

Steve5452 · January 02, 2013, 12:33:22 PM

Wipe thy ugly face thou infectious beef-witted barnacle

Man 2 · January 02, 2013, 12:34:37 PM

~~forgete offe, thou butte~~

Kiss my codpiece, thou codpiece-sniffing codpiece.

Shell · January 02, 2013, 12:36:07 PM

Eat a crocodile, thou puking mad-brained maggot-pie

Bravo · January 02, 2013, 12:36:12 PM

I can't read these without an english accent.

Man 2 · January 02, 2013, 12:38:55 PM

I can't read these without an english accent.

They're much more entertaining to read with a super-fast southern accent.

Cucumber! · January 02, 2013, 12:44:37 PM

Clean thine ears thou cankerous reeling-ripe bum-bailey!

Mega-Bear · January 02, 2013, 01:35:09 PM

*Bites thumb at thou*

Slate521 · January 02, 2013, 06:59:19 PM

*Bites thumb at thou*

Does thine bite your thumb at me, sir?

Sat · January 02, 2013, 07:08:40 PM

Kiss my codpiece thou goatish codpiece-sniffing canker-blossom.

DrenDran · January 02, 2013, 07:10:49 PM

Kamutog · January 02, 2013, 07:12:57 PM

Forsooth say I, thou artless bat-fowling boar-pig!

Slate521 · January 02, 2013, 07:42:00 PM

mr clean

...Mr. Clean?