Author Topic: Shakespeare Insults  (Read 1479 times)

http://www.petelevin.com/shakespeare.htm

Now we can argue like Shakespeare! :D

My finger in thine eye, thou gorbellied beetle-headed codpiece!

Bathe thyself thou beslubbering, boilbrained flea.

Kiss my codpiece, thou goatish pottle-deep pignut

Wipe thy ugly face thou infectious beef-witted barnacle

forgete offe, thou butte

Kiss my codpiece, thou codpiece-sniffing codpiece.

Eat a crocodile, thou puking mad-brained maggot-pie

I can't read these without an english accent.

I can't read these without an english accent.
They're much more entertaining to read with a super-fast southern accent.

Clean thine ears thou cankerous reeling-ripe bum-bailey!


*Bites thumb at thou*

Does thine bite your thumb at me, sir?

Kiss my codpiece thou goatish codpiece-sniffing canker-blossom.


Forsooth say I, thou artless bat-fowling boar-pig!