axe stokin thread 2: turbo electric boogaloo

[Tetris]

One loving ninja can murder an entire crew of butt pirates.

ahem

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[Mardalf]

Yes I'm pure and saving myself for marriage. I don't even have loveual thoughts because I haven't met the man God wants me to marry yet.

[Stocking]

[im g]http://i.imgur.com/InksN.gif[/img]

why the gif D:

[NotKreation]

Why the hell wont you stay gone

[Tetris]

why the gif D:

[Mardalf]

why the gif D:

I couldn't help it I don't entirely disbelieve you

[Frontrox]

ahem

That's not a ninja


Plus that's Indiana Jones, he forgets everybody up

[DJ Dash3r]

forget your stuff

pirates pillage and party and drink rum all day

ninjas just murder people at night and stuff

I might be a little late to the party, but forget both of your stuffs.

vikings

also what's your bra size.

[Kaphonaits²]

You're making a fool out of yourself Kaph. Literally everyone here thinks you're handicapped for that post.

i didn't know you spoke for everyone in a single thread.

so because you decided that you somehow know my thoughts and i told you that you did not, i'm the handicapped one?

i'm sorry what.

[.Atlas]

I'm kind of a tomboy xD

Nope. Stop hitting on me silly Stocking~

[Clone v.117]

Stocking when are you going to come out of the closet and admit that you are just an old man who skins teenage girls and wears them like a suit whilst filling his star fish with bees and lemonade.
I mean come on we all know it already.

[MackTheHunter]

What's the worst and best thing that's ever happened to you? Seriously, in your entire life.

[Zaure]

Why didn't he die?

[Chrono]

One loving ninja can murder an entire crew of butt pirates.

Let's be realistic here.

Ninjas rely on stealth.
Pirates are on a ship and have guns.

Ninjas aren't nothing like in the movies or animes or games or whatever. Media portrays ninjas as invisible killing machines, while, that is what they try to be and can do it, what media also portrays is that for some reason their targets are mentally inept.
Believe it or not, humans can't go hyperacrobatic in the heat of a battle, blocking or dodging every swing and striking at every opening.
Ninja's are good and all, but they aren't all masters.

The funniest part is when you said one ninja.

I'm kind of a tomboy xD

[Clone v.117]

Let's be realistic here.

Ninjas rely on stealth.
Pirates are on a ship and have guns.

Ninjas aren't nothing like in the movies or animes or games or whatever. Media portrays ninjas as invisible killing machines, while, that is what they try to be and can do it, what media also portrays is that for some reason their targets are mentally inept.
Believe it or not, humans can't go hyperacrobatic in the heat of a battle, blocking or dodging every swing and striking at every opening.
Ninja's are good and all, but they aren't all masters.

The funniest part is when you said one ninja.

Very good points, but the pirates are butt pirates, butt pirates don't even have lungs so if you just leave them alone they will die anyway.