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[Shell]

You told Sophia this would be awkward. She didn't listen.

The phone is ringing.

[Darksaber530]

>pick up phone
>person on phone says that he knows your room number and has a room key
>recognize voice from blonde man at the clam and ball trick
>oh stuff

[.:FancyPants:.]

>pick up phone

[Shell]

: Hi.
: Hello?
: Guess who.
: Clam guy?
: Damnit!
: I was having fun.
: You suck at having fun.
: ANYWAY
: I told you I was going to find you.
: WHY DID YOU DOUBT ME?
: I never---
: That game was rigged. SO RIGGED.
: Wha--
: You must have switched the clams after I gave my guess.
: Uh--
: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU FOR A SECOND.
: I didn't say--
: I have wanted posters all over Johannesburg with your faces.
: You moustached crusaders will never get away with this.
: Moustached? You must have the wrong number my friend.
: Me and my partner here are clean shaven.
: Facial hair is against my religion.
: Oh yeah?
: What religion is that?
: Uh...
: Athenianism!
: Yeah, that's it.
: We believe in the way of the Greeks.
: Greece is not a real country, and you are probably just an englishman in a dress.
: The faster you admit to your crimes, the better.
: If it makes you feel better, I will show you our faces.
: I just hope you know you will see no moustaches.
: Meet me at the KFC near the pizzeria.
: IF YOU'RE LATE, I'M CALLING THE COPS.

[Mega-Bear]

Oh stuff.

Meet up with him. I have a plan...

[Shell]

: Get dressed, Sophia.
: Today, we're walking into an obvious trap.
: I don't want to get out of bed.
: There's still room for you. We can stay and not walk into a trap.
: Sophia.
: When walking into an obvious trap, magic can be helpful.
: I can't use magic. You can.
: Fine, but only because I don't want to pay for the room when you die.
: Glad to see you care so much about me.

: Why the hood?
: The clam guy won't recognize me.
: I also took my hair tie out. He would likely recognize my ponytail.

[Shell]

: You think you can fool me?
: YOUR SHAVED MOUSTACHES ARE FOOLING NO ONE!
: Is that a loving SHORTSWORD?
: YES.
: A WHOLE 8 INCHES OF STAINLESS STEEL THAT IS JUST BEGGING TO BE SHOVED IN YOUR FACE.
: STOP HIDING THE GIRL. SHE WILL DIE AS WELL.
: Listen to him.
: He is weakened by his rage.
: That makes NO sense.
: He is here only for vengeance.
: It's like how karate should only be used for honorable purposes.
: His mind is clouded by his anger, making my powers stronger against him.
: If you say so.
: Here's the plan, I'm go----
: WHICH CHA CHA CHAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!
: stuff HE'S CHARGING JUST RUN

[Darksaber530]

>hide inside KFC restroom and hope he doesn't find you there :3

[Mega-Bear]

Yell "WAIT I CAN TUNE UP YOUR CAR REALLY WELL IF YOU LET US LIVE!!! FREE OF CHARGE!!!"

There's still hope for my plan.

[Shell]

Yell "WAIT I CAN TUNE UP YOUR CAR REALLY WELL IF YOU LET US LIVE!!! FREE OF CHARGE!!!"

There's still hope for my plan.

: I HAVE NO CAR!

: ANY LAST WORDS, starfishS?
: Yes.
: What would killing us do?
: We don't have the money on us, and we already spent some of it
: And even if you did know where it was, you would never find out how to get to it.
: SHUT UP.
: HOW ABOUT YOU, GIRL.
: I have a joke, actually.
: What's stupid, has a sword, and is about to paint the walls red?
: A warrior penguin?
: ...No.

: My sword!
: What the f--

: OH GO-AGBALARHABRAJGGHL
: WHY THE forget DID YOU DO THAT?
: He was going to kill us.
: HE HAD NO loving SWORD HOW WOULD HE KILL US
: COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST loving KNOCKED HIM OUT OR SOMETHING
: THERE IS loving BLOOD EVERYWHERE
: I THINK HIS LIVER IS ON MY HEAD
: That's a lung.
: THERE ARE A TON OF PEOPLE IN HERE WHO PROBABLY HEARD THOSE SCREAMS AND NOW WE'LL HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE loving POLICE
: DO YOU THINK BEFORE YOU DO THINGS?
: Yes.
: I had a feeling you would complain so I was saving this.

: My sword!
: What the forget!
: Woah woah woah WAIT.
: What the forget did you just do?
: I put us in an alternate timeline where this guy didn't die.
: STOP BLABBERING ABOUT IMPOSSIBLE THINGS.
: I STILL HAVE TWO FISTS NAMED ALLISON AND KRISTIN, AND THEY'RE DYING TO MEET YOU.
: You name your fists?
: DON'T JUDGE ME.

[Darksaber530]

>use magix to take the stuff in the toilet and put it on his head... or in his fists :D

[Mega-Bear]

Jump kick him in the face and gtfo.

[Shell]

: NOW IS OUR CHANCE TO RUN!
: Or you can you know
: Teleport us to our ROOMS?
: That is also a good idea.

: THIS REALLY HUUUUURRRRTTTTSSSSSSS
: WHAT EXACTLY AM I LOOKING AT HERE?
: SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD SHUT YOUR FACE AND NEVER TELL ANYONE ABOOOOOOUUUUUTTTTTT

[.:FancyPants:.]

suddenly be in your rooms