Reincarnated - Snoop Dogg!

[Shell]

: Great. The cops. : And they disappeared with no evidence.

: Wait a second.... : How long have you been able to teleport? : Forever. : WHY DIDN'T YOU TELEPORT US ACROSS THE loving KHARI DESERT : I was tired and sleepy. : Like I am now. : Can I go to sleep now? : What's with you and sleeping? : What's with you and NOT sleeping? : I'm going to get something to eat. I'm hungry. : We should have bought something at that KFC. : Why didn't we? : We're morons, that's why. : You go ahead. : I'm going to look for my hair tie. I prefer my hair in a ponytail.

i stole some bbcode from other things srry

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[TheScout]

hm
so jundging from her skin color she plays wow

[Darksaber530]

hm
so jundging from her skin color she plays wow

>find laptop in luggage backpack thing
>girl says "wow lol this is great now I can play some more WOW"
>You completely lose Sophia because she wandered off when she was playing wow

>attempt to obtain new friend/wizard/traveling companion

(note all of this is joke)

[Shell]

>attempt to obtain new friend/wizard/traveling companion

: This is the place, right? : Companion wanted? : Sorry, no alcoholic cats. : Cat burn! High five Sophia!

[Shell]

You are now Sophia. You have nothing to do while your partner in crime is getting food.

Being bored, you switch on the TV.

This show sucks, and it's the only channel on this stupid TV. Hotels stink.

Your hair tie is still nowhere to be found.

[Tudoreleuu]

keep hair untied
it looks nicer

[Mega-Bear]

: Homo habilis discovering how to use his opposable thumbs says "What?"
: What?
: Bazinga.

Get gang banged, Starch!!!

[Darksaber530]

> realize that you left hair tie in the bathroom at the KFC

[Shell]

keep hair untied
it looks nicer

But you can't let anyone see your....

SPECIAL EYES

> realize that you left hair tie in the bathroom at the KFC

You ditched your hair tie before you got to KFC.

[TheScout]

>BAZOOPER

[Shell]

You figure it's time to stop lollygagging.

[grunterdb1951]

Order special contact lenses.

1-800-CONTACTS

[Mega-Bear]

Ask Sophia if she can hot wire cars.

If so my crap plan from earlier can probably still have some use...

[Shell]

sophia is indeed able to hotwire cars

[Mega-Bear]

Go offer someone on the street a free tune up, hot wire the car, and gtfo Africa.