Reincarnated - Snoop Dogg!

[Decepticon]

oh. Well take a peek at the delicious foods the bag holds within, then wonder why a cop car just passed by you with a guy wearing white robes in the front passenger seat in the direction of the hotel.

[Ad Bot]

[Shell]

Oh. Well take a peek at the delicious foods the bag holds within, then wonder why a cop car just passed by you with a guy wearing white robes in the front passenger seat in the direction of the hotel.

The bag contains a bucket of greasy, crispy, delectable KFC chicken. You decide to close the bag immediately before you start drooling and disappoint Sophia. Also, there is no cop car anywhere! This is probably because you are a few minutes in the past, where they were probably still walking up, down, and around the stairs looking for your room.

[Decepticon]

Anyways, continue on walking to the hotel. But soon you begin to feel.. Hungry. The delicious smell begins seeping from the bag.

[Shell]

Anyways, continue on walking to the hotel. But soon you begin to feel.. Hungry. The delicious smell begins seeping from the bag.

IF YOU DON'T PULL IT TOGETHER RIGHT NOW YOU ARE GOING TO DIE BY THE HANDS OF A 6 YEAR OLD.

Also you're right there.

[Decepticon]

Walk inside and go to the receptionist and ask for your key/card to your room then go upstairs to your room BEFORE YOU EAT THE loving KFC
RESIST THE URGE

[Shell]

Everyone: Get to present time.

: THIS is the criminal mastermind you were talking about? : I am seeing no moustache or glowing eyes. This is just an innocent little girl. : You have a sick sense of humor. : No! : She's just sleeping, she LOOKS innocent but she's a witch! : The wicked witch of the western hemisphere! : I don't have time for this. : You better MAKE time. Look, I'll show you! : They probably have some sort of illegal stuff in here. : They're swindlers and they swindled me! : You are a colossal moron. : Unfortunately, due to my duties as a police officer, I am not allowed to leave you here. : Let's go. : NO! We have to look! : There are detectives for that stuff back at the station. if it really bothers you, I can bring them here. : They'll just cause more trouble! : IF I HELP YOU LOOK WILL YOU SHUT THE forget UP? :

Almost there...

[Decepticon]

Since you can't take it anymore, reach into the bag and get out a chicken leg and begin gnawing on that motherforgeter on your way up.

[Redconer]

But you refuse to

[Decepticon]

But you refuse to

bitch you aren't shell.

[Shell]

there won't be any updates for the next hour for reasons of SUSPENSE

what's gonna happen

you don't know

because the suspense is fingering your richardhole

[Decepticon]

okay IT'S BEEN AN HOUR

wouldn't Sophia have woken up also? OH AND

Since you can't take it anymore, reach into the bag and get out a chicken leg and begin gnawing on that motherforgeter on your way up.

[Shell]

im working on the update now
calm your tits

[Mega-Bear]

Oh my god oh my god this is great stuff what a twist

[Shell]

Continue.

: Hey Sophia. : Gotcha some KFC. Some of it is missing though. Sorry.

: forget forget forget forget forget : WHAT THE forget WAS THAT : Oops. It was a hot chicken leg. : Yeah, thanks for that. : What time is it? : Sunset, probably around six. : Hmm. : What? : Do you hear that? : Sounds like rummaging. : Someone is in here. : It's very clearly coming from the kitchen. : We have a kitchen? : Yes. : Since loving when? : Forever. : THEN WHY DID I GO ALL THE WAY TO KFC TO GET THIS FOOD? : There's nothing good here. : Just a bunch of stale fish. : Sure you didn't just forget to close your legs? : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States : Shut up and go inspect the noise.

: IT'S THEM! : I TOLD YOU, LOOK AT THOSE EYES! SHE'S A WITCH! : What's going on daddy? : Daddy? : Just go with it : I'm not sure, sweetie. : Who are you people? : DON'T PRETEND THA- : Ease off. : Nothing is going on sir, we were just passing by. : We're looking for two moustached swindlers. Do you know of them or their whereabouts? : No. : Facial hair is against my religion, and I am only acquaintances with people of my religion. : Can you please leave? You're scaring my daughter. : STOP WITH THE GAMES. : IF YOUR DAUGHTER IS SO INNOCENT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER EYES? : : It's a medical condition! : What is wrong with you people??? : WHAT'S WRONG WITH US? YOU MEAN WHAT'S WRONG WI- : I'm sorry for disturbing you. We'll be off right away.

[Mega-Bear]

Munch on that KFC then drive Sophia's car to an airport. We're headin to America.

Also ask the guy what his name is.