guys i think a ghost is cutting me

[Evar678]

As I was reading this I got a random cut on my finger.

dafuq?

I blame air pollution.
There's so many particles in the air that it can fking cut people!!

[Ad Bot]

[Jerkface]

Funnily enough, a majority of plate armor doesn't cover the crotch
Go figure!

I'm talking about real plate armor, with chain mail and everything.  Not World of Warcraft.

[Redconer]

Almost choked

[Evar678]

I'm talking about real plate armor, with chain mail and everything.

So was I.
I just wasn't counting the chain mail.

Not World of Warcraft.

I've never played world of warcraft before....
..this is awkward.

[Shell]

guys help

i got another cut thing on my collarbone

it wasnt there an hour ago and i didn't sleep or anything

what the forget

EDIT: plus two parallel ones on my neck

seriously guys im scared

[Sat]

much harder

ogawd

[Katadeus]

Almost choked

AHAHAHA

[Cybersix]

A ghost touched my torso and I got depressed.

[Shell]

this aint no renderman creepypasta

this is real troubling

[Jeep]

#spiritscut4bieber

[Alex Man!]

A ghost black man is slowly shanking you to death..

Are you bumping into stuff or something?

[fred da kiko]

Do you have any sharp nails? You can cut yourself all over and not notice if you have hangnail or something.

[Gojira]

this aint no renderman creepypasta

this is real troubling

Seriously show us some pictures or something.

[Spectrum2]

ok i do this when I'm working on my bike, my knuckles will start bleeding all over the place and obviously its because of the gears and stuff but I dont even feel it wtf

[Sat]

Don't sleep in jeans.