Teachers lie to your face.

[MaroonCacti²]

paedophile

Why do people spell child enthusiast like this?
Is it a joke i haven't heard of or something?

[Ad Bot]

[Muzzles56]

put powerful laxatives in her coffee, that'll teach her to steal your flashdrive

or keep you behind for no reason

[Zaure]

When i went to pick up my flash drive she said that she didn't know where it was and that she will "ask around"
I looked over on her desk and it was sitting on it...

Why is she being a cunt to you for no good reason? If there's nothing you have done to warrant this behavior then if you're in any of her classes, piss her off as much as you can. If she wants to start a war then do it. Don't listen to anything she tells you to do either.

Why do people spell child enthusiast like this?
Is it a joke i haven't heard of or something?

It is the British spelling of it.

[fred da kiko]

The best thing to do is claim that It wasn't an assault, it was attempted rape.

[SiliconCactus]

Why is she being a cunt to you for no good reason?

My guess is she was on her period.

[MunkeyCheez]

One of my teacher took my flashdrive after I left it in her class, copied it and sent it to the tech guy at my school to get me in trouble then lied about it to my face.

Edit: My flashdrive is loaded with firmware (I can tell when its copied) Also the tech guy told me.

what happened next?

[RedGajin]

"hey teach, you ever smoked weed?"
"no"

haha he says no but we all know he's lying
we all know...

[-Jetz-]

Am I the only one who has had a friendly relationship with every teacher I've had?

[Brian Smithers]

one time our Health teacher took a girls phone, opened it and called someone from it in front of the class.

[HellHound]

I remember this one teacher who's name was Ms. Gordon and she was really not nice. (This happened in 5th grade) Eventually the only thing we would do was worksheets on stuff. It wasn't any fun.

[Lando The Climber²]

Am I the only one who has had a friendly relationship with every teacher I've had?

NEEEERRRRRD

[Rainzx¹]

NEEEERRRRRD

Ha,
That is all.......



This officially the longest running topic I've made so far... :D

[brickybob]

One time I almost got in trouble for calling my principal a fascist.

Almost.

[Mr.jacksaunt]

One time I almost got in trouble for calling my principal a fascist.

Almost.

That zionist scum

[Decepticon]

NEEEERRRRRD

funny because
sometimes whenever you become friends with your teacher
you get some advantage..