You are now stranded in the desert with the above user.

[Theepicman]

I would cuddle him and give him cacti water and food. Then we will proceed to build a shelter out of sand and rocks. We will then make a campfire for night and build a rock fence. Therefore making it secure. However, nightly predators will appear. So I will throw rocks at anything dangerous nearing to the camp. We then will look for food and water till a helicopter flys over and we call help.

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[Electrk]

Then we will proceed to build a shelter out of sand and rocks. We will then make a campfire for night and build a rock fence.

I think you've been playing too much Minecraft.

[grunterdb1951]

Make the lovies to that bitch.

God your so loving hot.

[kidplasma]

Oh! I know! I proceed to make a fire. Otis later hits me with a rock. I'm now being cooked over a fire. forget.

[grunterdb1951]

Oh! I know! I proceed to make a fire. Otis later hits me with a rock. I'm now being cooked over a fire. forget.

You proceed to make a fire out of your imaginary trees as I simply prepare sharpening rocks against one another, in desperate attempts to make a shiv so I can murder you and eat your crotchal region where I'll them move upwards to the nipples before feasting upon your organs, starting with the bladder.

[Electrk]

Run

[Dexxtter]

Dance away untill out of sight.

[Tetris]

Find out more about him

[Jaxx]

ride to safety after gagging it

[Tømpson]

Cut open and hide inside.

[Tonkka²]

We wouldn't talk to each other.

[fawkes..]

Silent companionship

[Clone v.117]

Leapfrog our way out of there.

[Jerkface]

"Sorry that I'm not under 12.  ...or female."

[Tømpson]

We would be BFF