I haven't seen a person other than my mom and dad for a full 2 weeks.

[Tømpson]

I feel lonely. How is the world functioning outside my room?

[Ad Bot]

[Bester Bageler]

We are at war with an alien race called the Bavarikkshuc. You missed out on them raiding Toyko.

[Stocking]

They invented cybernetic forgetbuddies that can be torrented online. Besides having real love with you, they also listen to your problems and compliment you to make you feel wanted.

[Clone v.117]

Oh lawdy go outside.

[Tømpson]

I see, now I'm going to breakfast, or something, I have stayed up from 10 Pm to now, so I finally get to see a person.

[Masterlegodude]

It's not, haven't you heard about the apocalypse? We live in a wasteland, dude

[Yosher]

The 2012 apocalypse arrived on January 10th, haven't you heard? It was late because its flight was delayed.

[Tømpson]

Well, now that there is no law enforcement I can rape whoever I want and gut the innocent and give abortions and smoke weed

[blazerblock2]

Well, now that there is no law enforcement I can rape whoever I want and gut the innocent and give abortions and smoke weed

Finally someone who agrees with my views????

[Heitmeyers]

You're homeschooled?

[Mordius]

You're homeschooled?

[Gloss²]

Well, It finally came, The Robloxians takeover. Yep. They are raiding every house of every Blocklander forcing them into Roblox. Yep, Sucks.

[Clone v.117]

Well, It finally came, The Robloxians takeover. Yep. They are raiding every house of every Blocklander forcing them into Roblox. Yep, Sucks.

They made me buy hats.
WHY CANT I HOLD ALL THESE HATS

[Gloss²]

They made me buy hats.
WHY CANT I HOLD ALL THESE HATS

I don't know. ;-;

[Legodude77]

Good thing I had my dead ringer out when they tried to kill me. Currently on the run to Texas, heard they held out the robloxian invasion.