Dear people who wear perfume or cologne: Stop

[lcyGamma]

I remember in middle school when people referred to Axe as 'liquid shower', and it disgusted me.

Thats right, I've heard it called the 'shower in a can'.

Digustin'.

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[Alyx Vance]

Only time I ever had to do 'shower in a can' is during summer breaks and when the shower was broken for a day or so. I mean come on, you have to take a shower at least once every other day.

[Bravo]

i rub the cologne ads in magazines all over myself and then i dont have to wash my clothes for a week
i call it the hobo shower

[Ayxrion]

whenever i smell perfume/cologne, my nose starts to burn/headache occurs and it feels like i have to throw up
i loving hate it

[Elecro]

i like the smell of vanilla perfume on girls.

[(Fallen)]

If I EVER use cologne it is one little spray on my chest to cover up something

[Bloody Mary]

You know you aren't really supposed to smell the perfume on the person, you should only be able to smell it in their wake. It's known as sillage in France or and I think they made perfume or something?

[lcyGamma]

Only time I ever had to do 'shower in a can' is during summer breaks and when the shower was broken for a day or so. I mean come on, you have to take a shower at least once every other day.

Most of these teenage offenders tend to use a shower in a can as a way to avoid showing for a week or more, and to recycle clothes that really need to be washed.

[Anti-Block]

you could literally replace mustard gas with axe it's pretty good damn intoxicating

i just use stick on, works just as well and added bonus you don't choke to death

[Alyx Vance]

Most of these teenage offenders tend to use a shower in a can as a way to avoid showing for a week or more, and to recycle clothes that really need to be washed.

Now that is nasty.
The longest I've been without a shower is 2 weeks and thats because I had no way of taking one and I hated it. Willingly not showering, maybe about a week, a little over a week and thats on summer break when I know I'm just going to be back in the dirt the next day.

[Elecro]

When I wear cologne (which is like once in a while), I spray under my armpits and then on my chest

[fred da kiko]

To apply cologne you basically get some on your hands and slap your face.

[Cucumber!]

When I wear cologne (which is like once in a while), I spray under my armpits and then on my chest

then you are NOT using it right, lol

[Elecro]

then you are NOT using it right, lol

the back of my axe can told me to.. :(

[Cucumber!]

the back of my axe can told me to.. :(

Oh well Axe isn't really cologne. I thought you were talking about the small spherical/cylindrical bottles of really strong stuff.