this guide is amazing, make a guide about eating dressers and desks next
How to eat Drawers and DesksSometimes, you just want to take a break from eating pianos and eat dressers and desks for some particular reason.
However, you might not know how to eat drawers and desks, because you're looking at this post. But don't worry. We'll show you how!
You will need:• A drawer or desk
• Eating ability
• Milk
• A friend
• Ability to eat wood
• Stuff
If you have a drawer:Step 1:Start with the top first.
Most drawers have legs, so if you eat them first, you'll get crushed. I'll laugh at you.
Step 2:Remember what Isaac Newton said: "Eating a
piano drawer requires patience, a big mouth, and apples."
Start by using your hands to break a piece of the drawer off. Breaking them into small pieces makes it more easier to swallow. Put the piece in your mouth and swallow it.
If you don't know how to use a mouth, please go to your neighborhood pool and jump into it the middle of winter because you can't do this guide.
Step 3:Continue step 2 until you are done. Remember to wash your hands and mouth because like a piano, the insides of a drawer can get dusty overtime.
Have fun!
If you have a desk:Step 1:Start with the top!
If I have to explain to you why you need to start with the top then I will explain it to you this way:
I will eat you from top to bottom.
Step 2:Desks are usually made of wood, so go crazy and eat! If your desk legs are made of metal, try drinking milk. Milk strengthens teeth, which makes chewing through metal easier, and the metal wouldn't crack your teeth. Just hope it doesn't.
You don't need to wash your hands or mouth, as desks have no inside.
Have fun!
