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There is a company that sends you tampons and pads and chocolate during your period

"GET ME SOME CHOCOLATE"
"This is the end goodbye everyone"
"SOMEONE GET ME PREGNANT I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE"
"Oh god dont sneeze dont sneeze"
"I hate all of you"
"im SO loving EMOTIONAL"
I know a girl whose tampon fell out while she was playing field hockey.  The coach pointed at it and was like "Guys what the forget?"  and then she ran over and was like "Oh I think that's mine." then she looked down and said "Yeah that's definitely mine."

And that's the story of how we found out that she doesn't wear any underwear.

sneezing on period = waterfall of blood
okay honestly that's pretty funny lol

I know a girl whose tampon fell out while she was playing field hockey.  The coach pointed at it and was like "Guys what the forget?"  and then she ran over and was like "Oh I think that's mine." then she looked down and said "Yeah that's definitely mine."

And that's the story of how we found out that she doesn't wear any underwear.
Future rape victims of America

I know a girl whose tampon fell out while she was playing field hockey.  The coach pointed at it and was like "Guys what the forget?"  and then she ran over and was like "Oh I think that's mine." then she looked down and said "Yeah that's definitely mine."

And that's the story of how we found out that she doesn't wear any underwear.
What.
You're not serious.

I one sucked a thirty year old tampon out of my friend's grandmother's vag for twenty bucks.

Tons of girls are afraid to use tampons Lol

What.
You're not serious.

girls ignore panties all the time. yoga pants? nothing under 'em. knee-length skirts? you're in for a treat if it's a windy day.

I one sucked a thirty year old tampon out of my friend's grandmother's vag for twenty bucks.
hot stuff

lol jesus i'm glad i'm a guy.

I one sucked a thirty year old tampon out of my friend's grandmother's vag for twenty bucks.
I'm out.

sneezing on period = waterfall of blood
both my sides and my richard hurt now
thx

It's always yoga pants being covered by short-shorts.

What.
You're not serious.
girls ignore panties all the time. yoga pants? nothing under 'em. knee-length skirts? you're in for a treat if it's a windy day.
yeah but she never wears underwear lmao

Tons of girls are afraid to use tampons Lol
lol really?  that's kind of weird.  what else could you possibly do?  keep napkins on hand or something?

girls ignore panties all the time. yoga pants? nothing under 'em. knee-length skirts? you're in for a treat if it's a windy day.
Wow omg thats so gross I DONT BELONG ANYWHERE