procrastination Megathread - [insert june fap pun here]

[Mr Man]

Bump

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[Nonnel]

God damnit.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

What is the most forgeted up way to masturbate?

[Linkusofepica]

What is the most forgeted up way to masturbate?

Infront of children.

[Nonnel]

In front of your grandmother

Fixed that for you.

[Linkusofepica]

Fixed that for you.

How did you know I accidentally did that once?

[Nonnel]

How did you know I accidentally did that once?

Because you stood on a stage at your family reunion.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Infront of children.

Fixed that for you.

"He furiously whipped out his richard in front of the two children, slowly stroking it in their faces. The priest slowly said "This is how you masturbate, my sons". His grandmother came into the room, she starts to strip."

Buy the rest of my book for $10.

[Katadeus]

Because you stood on a stage at your family reunion.

got damnit it's late I don't want to laugh out loud please

[Linkusofepica]

Because you stood on a stage at your family reunion.

Holy stuff. Where was my family reunion?

[BanishedLetters]

oh god this thread is back

[Mr. Jelly]

I hate it when I'm masturbating and I get a song stuck in my head


especially when it's something like this

[Mr Man]

oh god this thread is back

You can't escape it!

[ResonKinetic]

In front of your grandmother

I've always wanted to masturbate in front of my grandmother.

The hot one though.

Back when she was still around.

God, what is wrong with me?

[Igloos]

I've always wanted to masturbate in front of my grandmother.

The hot one though.

Back when she was still around.

God, what is wrong with me?

I know, I know! You have a special interest for your own grandmother.