procrastination Megathread - [insert june fap pun here]

[IkeTheGeneric]

The closest I've ever come is getting a boner in my bed, rolling on it, and hoping it feels good.

Oh god that's just all of the why

I can't even

[Ad Bot]

[Clone v.117]

The closest I've ever come is getting a boner in my bed, rolling on it, and hoping it feels good.

Have fun jizzing yourself in your sleep.

[hgpucom]

Why would you need to masterbate unless you're single and/or no love 4 u?

[SmeggHead69]

Whats masturbate --- 6 (5.7%)

[Mr Man]

of all topics to bump, you choose this terrible one.

He chose the right one.

AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO DOESN'T MASTURBATE?!

No, you do

The closest I've ever come is getting a boner in my bed, rolling on it, and hoping it feels good.

mmm hmm, suuuuure

Oh god that's just all of the why

I can't even

Face it, we've all done that

[Cool Boi]

No, you do

No I don't

[Mr Man]

Nop

yup

[Cool Boi]

yup

No. I am serious, I do not masturbate. I have not done it in the past, and I'm not planning on it in the near future.
Does that help, snow?

[Snow2]

Nah

[Cool Boi]

stuff, sorry.
Editing

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

i thought this died

[Steve5452]

Wha'd he do?

[Hiiro326]

Wha'd he do?

He said Nop and then Naw


which wouldn't constitute a chainban.

Wow Snow and CoolBoi are frittatas

[Mr Man]

No. I am serious, I do not masturbate. I have not done it in the past, and I'm not planning on it in the near future.
Does that help, snow?

That's what I used to say. In the unlikely event that you haven't, you will soon.

i thought this died

You cannot kill this thread, it'll always come back

[Cool Boi]

Wow Snow and CoolBoi are frittatas

what