procrastination Megathread - [insert june fap pun here]

[Bahamut]

I don't masturbate because it's a sin.

said no sane man ever

At first I didn't see the bottom part and I was like "omfg are you serious right now"

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[[Na Pulse]]

I Do not believe my eyes, seeing this nonsensical Thread.
I have no idea..

[Night Fox]

I Do not believe my eyes, seeing this nonsensical Thread.
I have no idea..

what is nonsense about it?

[Alyx Vance]

jesus slow down boy

Thats what I do when I wake up :/

[Night Fox]

jesus slow down boy

it's probably just a one-day thing. like one time, I jerked off four times in one day. idk what was up, but I was constantly in "the mood" that day

[[Na Pulse]]

It's silly because I don't really see why people would make a thread like this, it's a wee bit boring, unless it has legit infomation.

[Steve5452]

Thats what I do when I wake up :/

well everyone already knows you have problems

[Alyx Vance]

well everyone already knows you have problems

And I won't deny it. We all have problems.
Hey, I'm not like my friend who faps 8 times a day

[Mr Man]

I used to be regretful after each fap. Now I don't feel that feeling no more.

I'm in the process of getting over that.

Most I've ever fapped in a day is about 3 times.

[Timezbrick]

I might mastrubate to much since everyone at school says I have muscular arms

[Axolotl2]

I might mastrubate to much since everyone at school says I have muscular arms

Run around until your legs get tired and you get muscular legs.
Carry a heavy backpack and you get muscular shoulders.

Not sure how to get abs, though.

[hgpucom]

I might mastrubate to much since everyone at school says I have muscular arms

masterbate with your legs for equal muscles in your lower body.

[Mr Man]

Run around until your legs get tired and you get muscular legs.
Carry a heavy backpack and you get muscular shoulders.

Not sure how to get abs, though.

Do crunches. Or some weird way of masturbating that I haven't thought of yet.

[Timezbrick]

I already have to ride my bike an hour to school

[Cakey]

I already have to ride my bike an hour to school

perhaps run there?