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Author Topic: procrastination Megathread - [insert june fap pun here]  (Read 53635 times)

Fapping with friends is really awful, I advise no one do it.
Wynd what the hell stop that
must be your pusillanimous individual if you're not enjoying it
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I just dont like it
ITS UNHOLY

One would imagine.
wynd that's something you never tell anyone about ever
Wasn't a handjob or anything...:/

Wynd what the hell stop that
Gladly! I tend not to do awful things.

Wynd what the hell stop thatI just dont like it
ITS UNHOLY

ill fill ur holy if u no wat i mean

ill fill ur holy if u no wat i mean
OH GOD
That was the funniest thing I've heard all day

I'd imagine straight mutual procrastination to not be too terrible.


I'd imagine straight mutual procrastination to not be too terrible.
What if you jizz all over the other guys face.

What if you jizz all over the other guys face.
Lick it up or use a towel?

whoops i am loving dumb
« Last Edit: January 28, 2013, 12:14:32 AM by DestroyerOfBlocks »

Lick it up or use a towel?
What if you lost your tongue and lost your towels!?

What if you jizz all over the other guys face.
it would be really awkward

plus you are jerking it and surrounded by richards
Did i not just say
I'd imagine straight mutual procrastination to not be too terrible.

Aka 1x male and 1x female

uh guys

"straight mutual procrastination" means a guy and a girl touching each other




and yeah it's fun but pointless. leads to love in about 20 seconds. fun to do in the shower.

my friend asked me if i've ever jacked off before and i told him yes

he didn't believe me

i told him i'd be right back

i brought him a gatorade bottle with cum in it about 15 minutes later :cookieMonster:

is this weird

oh good, I almost thought we'd go a whole month without the wave of these threads

What if you lost your tongue and lost your towels!?
You're forgeted.
Did i not just say
Aka 1x male and 1x female
Pretty hot I must say.
my friend asked me if i've ever jacked off before and i told him yes

he didn't believe me

i told him i'd be right back

i brought him a gatorade bottle with cum in it  :cookieMonster:

is this weird
Yes because now you will have an unwanted baby.