procrastination Megathread - [insert june fap pun here]

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

wh what
isnt the definition
of procrastination
when you touch yourself
and just yourself

it means you touch your schlong.
but mutal you're touching someone elses schlong or pusillanimous individualcat

oh my god i loving hate you

i warned you.

[Ad Bot]

[.:FancyPants:.]

the only people I would believe can honestly say no to this poll are shygriff/carolcat but only because they're really young

carolcat?
how young is carolcat?
and don't forget our 8-9 year old forumer, though i've completely forgotten his name :/

[Brickman]

oh my god i loving hate you

What is it?

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

What is it?

foreskin on foreskin action i think

[SpreadsPlague]

carolcat?
how young is carolcat?
and don't forget our 8-9 year old forumer, though i've completely forgotten his name :/

she's 13 or something afaik

and uh .. chappers .. something ..

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

What is it?

google it

[Jetlok]

she's 13 afaik

and uh .. chappers .. something ..

chappersteddy
why is he here whhy

[_Rave_]

What is it?

"the male version of scissoring"

[Buu]

carolcat?
how young is carolcat?
and don't forget our 8-9 year old forumer, though i've completely forgotten his name :/

chappersteddy?

carolcat is 13, idk

[SpreadsPlague]

"the male version of scissoring"

jesusforget NO

NO NO NO NO NO

[Axolotl2]

Lick it up or use a towel?

Licking up semen is gross.

Using a towel just makes the towel smelly. Others might think the smell is gross, though!

[VincentTheGuy]

Docking is like Tribadism [scissoring] but it's also called Frottage.

[Brickman]

google it

googling something that makes someone say "oh my god i loving hate you" isn't very intriguing.

"the male version of scissoring"

saucy

[SpreadsPlague]

Docking is like Tribadism [scissoring] but it's also called Frottage.

all of this stuff sounds like something you'd order at starbucks


one mocha latte with extra frottage

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

i wonder if our richards can dock to a spaceship!