procrastination Megathread - [insert june fap pun here]

[Frontrox]

But yiffing is love in a suit. So what does that have to do with masturbating hun?

I thought yiff was just another word for love

[Ad Bot]

[Mr Man]

I thought yiff was just another word for love

Furry love, doesn't necasserily have to be in a suit.

[Molasses]

Fappity Fippity Foppity Fap.

Precisely how to avoid the clap.

[Night Fox]

can solo procrastination be determined as gay or straight

[Wynd_Fox]

Neither?

EDIT: I suppose it would really depend on that to which you masturbate.

[Night Fox]

Neither?
EDIT: I suppose it would really depend on that to which you masturbate.

what if you didn't masturbate to anything?
like, the difference being why you masturbate. like, for loveual pleasure, or not as much for that as just bc you like touching your privates. would that make any difference?

[Racerboy]

I like where this is going.

[Harm94]

You silly kids and your zinc wasting habits.

[VincentTheGuy]

You silly kids and your zinc wasting habits.

I for one have too much zinc and only know one way of getting rid of it.

[Racerboy]

I for one have too much zinc and only know one way of getting rid of it.

"Hey baby...want to help me lower my zinc?"

[VincentTheGuy]

"Hey baby...want to help me lower my zinc?"

How they hell did you learn my pickup line?

[Wynd_Fox]

what if you didn't masturbate to anything?
like, the difference being why you masturbate. like, for loveual pleasure, or not as much for that as just bc you like touching your privates. would that make any difference?

Then it's neither.
I don't think that really makes any difference.

[fred da kiko]

fun fact, sperm has more protein than an egg, it also helps prevent certain forms of cancer and has many other health benefits. so, which of you ladies is a health nut?

[Deadzone]

GUYS. Never, ever jerk off with soap outside of a shower: make sure that stuff gets washed off.

THE ITCHING...It never stops!

[VincentTheGuy]

GUYS. Never, ever jerk off with soap outside of a shower: make sure that stuff gets washed off.

THE ITCHING...It never stops!

Idiot, who even tries that? Use Vaseline based products.