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Do you masturbate

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Potato
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Author Topic: procrastination Megathread - [insert june fap pun here]  (Read 53695 times)


Why so grumpy, Vince?


People elsewhere on the forums are being terrible.

I don't feel well.

Life.

But thanks for asking, no one ever asks. :/

If you ever wanna talk about it, I'm good for listening and giving bad advice.

GUYS. Never, ever jerk off with soap outside of a shower: make sure that stuff gets washed off.

THE ITCHING...It never stops!
Why would you even use soap outside of the shower?

If you ever wanna talk about it, I'm good for listening and giving bad advice.
Don't even get me started on helping people. [/rolleyes]

Idiot, who even tries that? Use Vaseline based products.
Vaseline makes good brown town lube.

Don't even get me started on helping people. [/rolleyes]
No expiration date on the offer, if you change your mind.

Vaseline makes good brown town lube.
It makes the best overall lube. Next to K.Y apparently.

No expiration date on the offer, if you change your mind.
Mmk

ever tried while stufffaced?
it doesn't work

ever tried while stufffaced?
it doesn't work
That's why you never have love while drunk either.

I learn these things from other forums.

That's why you never have love while drunk either.

I learn these things from other forums.
I woke up the next morning with a pinecone and three pounds of dirt in my pants

I woke up the next morning with a pinecone and three pounds of dirt in my pants
Note to self. Stop eloping with trees.


Enjoy your ban
Am i the only who finds it strange that even if it's gay furry research, if it's drawn right you consider it fine?

Note to self. Stop eloping with trees.
I think I was writhing on the ground in agony because I thought my richard was somehow broken
Am i the only who finds it strange that even if it's gay furry research, if it's drawn right you consider it fine?
I find it strange and disturbing that if its drawn right I kind of like it