procrastination Megathread - [insert june fap pun here]

[Neko]

Serieously, wtf do say when someone knocks on your door when your masturbating? "Don't come I'm doing something that will take another 8 minutes don't come in..."
Or even worse, what do you do when someone DOESN'T knock and just comes in?

[Ad Bot]

[Bahamut]

where'd you find that

i thought i threw that out, forget

Is it weird that there are some forum members I've fapped to

was i one

[BanishedLetters]

Is it weird that there are some forum members I've fapped to

i spent like 10 minutes looking for that chatlog where you told me that you uh

well, you know...

[Mr Man]

Serieously, wtf do say when someone knocks on your door when your masturbating? "Don't come I'm doing something that will take another 8 minutes don't come in..."
Or even worse, what do you do when someone DOESN'T knock and just comes in?

Most people in my family either don't knock, or knock and then just come in no matter what I say. Still never been caught, though.

[Night Fox]

Is it weird that there are some forum members I've fapped to

I've fapped to two current members, three if you include a banned one
I think that's it tho
wait no, three non-banned instead of two. one of the times was significantly more intimate, and honestly not as enjoyable as I expected

[Frontrox]

I've fapped to two current members, three if you include a banned one
I think that's it tho
wait no, three non-banned instead of two. one of the times was significantly more intimate, and honestly not as enjoyable as I expected

That's a lot of users

[(Frankie)]

Is it weird that there are some forum members I've fapped to

me?

[Night Fox]

That's a lot of users

you know who you are
uh I mean, they know who they are!

[BanishedLetters]

 

[Frontrox]

you know who you are
uh I mean, they know who they are!

Shhhh 

[Wynd_Fox]

you know who you are
uh I mean, they know who they are!

But they don't know who the others are!
Actually, I think I know all four, but still!

[Night Fox]

there are more people who have seen my snake than there are people who've shown me theirs. for that matter, most of the people who have seen mine didn't return the favor! imo this is not a fun arrangement. it would be much better if they were to show me theirs as well

cough cough

[Wynd_Fox]

In that case, you shouldn't show it to girls.

[Frontrox]

there are more people who have seen my snake than there are people who've shown me theirs. for that matter, most of the people who have seen mine didn't return the favor! imo this is not a fun arrangement. it would be much better if they were to show me theirs as well

cough cough

How dare they!

[Night Fox]

In that case, you shouldn't show it to girls.

I'm always afraid to even ask, bc I'm afraid they'll think "omg he wants my nudes," even tho I really don't
idk why that isn't the case with guys. maybe it's bc then, I actually do want them