procrastination Megathread - [insert june fap pun here]

[Axolotl2]

was she pretty?

Yeah

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[psychomutt]

I feel like the only guy who actually wants a companion, not just a love toy.

dogs

[Wynd_Fox]

pleasure idk

it feels really loving good

Since you both misunderstood, I'm gonna assume that was my bad. I meant that I don't understand the purpose of actively avoiding procrastination. I totally get why someone would masturbate.

it is the self-stimulation of love.

So...?

To see if you can go a month without it. Its really addicting, you'd be surprised how many people can't stop.

But what's the point of seeing if you can? I mean, I've done it before, but I thought it was a silly thing to do.

[Stocking]

Since you both misunderstood, I'm gonna assume that was my bad. I meant that I don't understand the purpose of actively avoiding procrastination. I totally get why someone would masturbate.

Do you masturbate please say yes we can do it together

[Axolotl2]

Do you masturbate please say yes we can do it together

Good luck trying to get him to do that with you. 

[Wynd_Fox]

Do you masturbate please say yes we can do it together

Yeah, I do.
No, we can't. You're not my type.

[psychomutt]

Yeah, I do.
No, we can't. You're not my type.

yeah, I don't like baseball either.

[Mr Man]

I doubt I'll make it to the third of the month...

[Wynd_Fox]

No, lol. 'Specially if you're just horny when you do.

[Shinji]

about to fap forget you all.

[Narkro555]

Masturbration is actually healthy, not just a shameful pleasure. A study once showed that jerking off reduced risk of p-spot cancer, as well as fighting other libido disorders. And not just bodily, but mentally as well. It pretty obviously makes you happier. In fact, some think the reason Catholic priests molest little boys is because they don't have any other means of loveual pleasure.

So yeah. Ignore what soccer moms and religious people say, and go fap. It's good for you.

[DJ Dash3r]

A study once showed that jerking off reduced risk of p-spot cancer.

if I do it 24/7 does it make me immune?

[Narkro555]

if I do it 24/7 does it make me immune?

No that just makes your richard disintegrate.

[Port]

i will never understand why going even a week without fapping is so hard for males

[psychomutt]

oh yeah, i also forgot it was february. i lose.