procrastination Megathread - [insert june fap pun here]

[carolcat]

we already know everyone here lost and whoever says they haven't is lying.

unless you're female and don't feel the need to masturbate at least once a day but this competition isn't for us

[Ad Bot]

[Bisjac]

not me. im still going strong since dec 31st

[Steve5452]

we already know everyone here lost and whoever says they haven't is lying.

but I didn't.
you're all beta as forget

[NotKreation]

not me. im still going strong since dec 31st

love doesn't count as fapping
On that note havent fapped in two months

[Mr Man]

unless you're female and don't feel the need to masturbate at least once a day but this competition isn't for us

It tends to kick in a bit later for females, you just wait.

[NotKreation]

unless you're female and don't feel the need to masturbate at least once a day but this competition isn't for us

WOW YOURE A FEMALE WOAH
TELL US MORE ABOUT YOU BEING A FEMALE

[Måster Blåster]

I fap erry day.

[Thé Lord Tony]

unless you're female and don't feel the need to masturbate at least once a day but this competition isn't for us

LOL

The average non-virgin has thoughts about love just as much as guys. Some even think about it more than your average guy. It's just sickening how much girls want to masturbate. In the public bathroom, on the car stick shift, on a display bed, with their teddy bear, in the same room with her boyfriend's parents while trying to do it secretly.

[NotKreation]

Hey Lord Tony did you know that CarolCat is FEMALE?

[Thé Lord Tony]

Hey Lord Tony did you know that CarolCat is FEMALE?

I'm a better female.

[Gojira]

Tony
She's 13

[NotKreation]

It's funny because you really are a better female than her :I

[Thé Lord Tony]

Tony
She's 13

Girls get pregnant at age 12 these days.

[Mr Man]

Gahh this is taking all of my willpower

[Thé Lord Tony]

Gahh this is taking all of my willpower

Shaven girl legs.

This should help.