trouble with the ladies

[Trogtor]

why is it all of bubba's white knights are loveist

Because you can't put your richard in a womans personal feelings, my friend.


Make her feel like she is useful outside the kitchen, camel, it's flawless and they fall for it every time!

[Ad Bot]

[Anti-Block]

Find out where she lives, break into her house, read her personal stuff. Bring up some of the stuff you learn in conversations but make it slightly different and say it was you or a friend or something. If she gets suspicious, sedate her and throw her into a lake.

i already tried it... i slipped on her pomeranian and fell into her assorted lemon juice and cactus garden

[Electrk]

i already tried it... i slipped on her pomeranian and fell into her assorted lemon juice and cactus garden

Then you've already failed.
Quickly, get some GHB!

[Titanium Man]

do you have a sister

[Anti-Block]

do you have a sister

who knows

[.:FancyPants:.]

stay single forever

way to spoil the plans for my entire life.

[Camera]

Be nice guy.

[fawkes..]

Buy them stuff

[Clone v.117]

the one's i do like i never get the chance- there's no openings!

Make an opening.
Girls like confidence whether they admit it or not (even whether they know it or not)
One of my friends is a fat, ugly handicap who (no jokes or exaggerations) snorts bugs and lights himself on fire every day, yet he is rolling in pusillanimous individual because he is so stupidly confident.

[Bisjac]

buy them stuff its the proven quickest way to get a girl to like you

[Hiiro326]

be cool

[danisaac5]

Just talk to them, tell funny jokes, after a while if theres someone you get to know quite well, begin to flirt. that kinda thing.

[NalNalas]

Be relatable. It's how it works for me

For example if a girl has an issue with somthing talk to them about it and that would gain theyre trust

[Blockzillahead]

[BubbaGum]

Just be yourself :)