Author Topic: women troubles (Read 2440 times)

If she liked you she'd probably ask you out straight up, girls don't normally like to confuse guys or play games with them they are normally quite upfront about things and aren't emotionally unstable at all.

AdinX · February 01, 2013, 05:56:59 AM

Quote from: Visage on February 01, 2013, 01:13:31 AM

If she liked you she'd probably ask you out straight up, girls don't normally like to confuse guys or play games with them they are normally quite upfront about things and aren't emotionally unstable at all.

The girls you date have bigger testicles than the ones I date apparently.
That's like saying all guys wanna ram their rooster down the nearest hole as fast as possible, then leve whatever remaining relationship there is.

My ex did the exact same thing this girl is doing to OP.
op, ask a close friend, and odds are they'll ask her friends. If she finds out, she'll be expecting it, and she'll be really cautious around you so as not to ruin it. If she doesn't like you after all, she'll avoid you until the news dies down.

Stocking · February 01, 2013, 06:00:04 AM

i think it's a metaphor and the "H" stands for "heroin"

Fauly · February 01, 2013, 06:00:06 AM

if you really want a girl you need a good teaset
girls like nothing more than a guy with a teaset

_Rave_ · February 01, 2013, 06:29:56 AM

Quote from: Visage on February 01, 2013, 01:13:31 AM

If she liked you she'd probably ask you out straight up, girls don't normally like to confuse guys or play games with them they are normally quite upfront about things and aren't emotionally unstable at all.

HAHAHA

Quote from: AdinX on February 01, 2013, 05:56:59 AM

The girls you date have bigger testicles than the ones I date apparently.
That's like saying all guys wanna ram their rooster down the nearest hole as fast as possible, then leve whatever remaining relationship there is.

My ex did the exact same thing this girl is doing to OP.
op, ask a close friend, and odds are they'll ask her friends. If she finds out, she'll be expecting it, and she'll be really cautious around you so as not to ruin it. If she doesn't like you after all, she'll avoid you until the news dies down.

he didnt even get it lmao

Stocking · February 01, 2013, 06:33:23 AM

Quote from: _Rave_ on February 01, 2013, 06:29:56 AM

HAHAHA

visage doesnt like girls. he only likes backflips

Quote from: Visage on March 18, 2011, 08:32:00 PM

I used to be a hardcore parkour kid in elementary school with my friend. We didn't know wtf parkour was though. We used to climb on top of those big metal things that hold all the equipment can't remember the names, we would do frontflips and backflips off them, we would do backflips off swings, we would do backflips off the playground bridge. We were actually insanely good for 5th graders. I can't even do a frontflip or backflip now and I don't have near as much guts as I did. Also I almost got suspended because the proctors kept telling me to stop doing backflips and I'd try to sneak it by when they weren't looking.

and being hardcore

Quote from: Visage on March 19, 2011, 01:59:40 AM

I was skinnier than you all relative to height when I was just starting high school. I think the lightest I ever was was 107 lbs at the beginning of 9th grade at about 5'11. Then I grew to 6'4 or so super fast and was still only 125-130. Then after I stopped growing at about 6'5 or 6'6 I slowly gained weight and now I am barely under 200. I could lift most of you up with my jerking off hand. I can easily lift up a 100 lb. dumbell with that hand alone all sloppy like. My other hand maybe 70-80 lbs. I need to give it more strokes every day.