anyone who wants to go back to being 3-8 is a sad, sad human being
you want to go back to being completely, 100% dependent on your parents, who may or may not be good people?
you want to go back to being totally clueless about the world around you?
you want to go back to being so ridiculously gullible you believe everything your parents tell you?
you want to go back to being completely unable to form your own opinions?