Author Topic: My cat's watching me (Read 899 times)

Maxwell23461 · February 04, 2013, 05:49:40 PM

worms.

embrace them

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Crispy_ · February 04, 2013, 05:52:23 PM

it's licking itself because it likes watching you fap

it wants the full experience, rape it

Tømpson · February 04, 2013, 05:52:32 PM

embrace them

ever since I saw that episode of house where those worms eat that kids eye and it rolls around and stuff, I am disgusted by bodily worms

Night Fox · February 04, 2013, 05:58:41 PM

what exactly made you think this would be a good thread to make?

LeetZero · February 04, 2013, 06:03:20 PM

Begin to slowly stroke her/his firm fluffy butt then spread it sightly, and then...

Night Fox · February 04, 2013, 06:04:54 PM

Begin to slowly stroke her/his firm fluffy butt then spread it sightly, and then...

that would only work out if OP has a tiny richard or a pet cougar

carolcat · February 04, 2013, 06:07:01 PM

worms.

then you should get rid of the worms

Perlin Noise · February 04, 2013, 06:09:14 PM

> me lad da deedee daa having a normal day
> this thread
> brb Self Delete.

Masterlegodude · February 04, 2013, 06:22:48 PM

Pull pants up
Toss cat out of room
Resume business

psychomutt · February 04, 2013, 06:46:10 PM

who cares if your cat is watching you? let him join in.

IkeTheGeneric · February 04, 2013, 06:47:42 PM

Sue him for loveual harassment

Bahamut · February 04, 2013, 06:47:59 PM

that would only work out if OP has a tiny richard or a pet cougar

how do you kn-

nevermind

Lando The Climber² · February 04, 2013, 06:50:41 PM

Begin to slowly stroke her/his firm fluffy butt then spread it sightly, and then...