The Adventure Of The PenguinNose-picker and Noodleface were out for a moist Valentine's walk in the night sky. As they went, Noodleface rested her hand on Nose-picker's toe. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so deafening, Nose-picker was filled with flamboyant dread."Do you suppose it's malodorous here?" he asked clumsily."You horrifying silly," Noodleface said, tickling Nose-picker with her giant mushroom. "It's completely hideous."Just then, a stupid penguin leapt out from behind a applesauce and shouted Noodleface in the ear. "Aaargh!" Noodleface screamed. Things looked fabulous. But Nose-picker, although he was smelly, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a toe fungus and, like a bird feeding its young, beat the penguin majestically until it ran off. "That will teach you to shout innocent people."Then he clasped Noodleface close. Noodleface was bleeding strangely. "My darling," Nose-picker said, and pressed his lips to Noodleface's tooth."I love you," Noodleface said horrifyingly, and expired in Nose-picker's arms.Nose-picker never loved again.I read it, barelyhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1b226Dq03V9
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Everyone's counting on meto cheer them up and give them lots of energyI hope that I can help them study for their testI'll work hard to support them and always try my bestit's so much fun to help out in the dormitoryand be a super moe and generic loli"I wanna do something for you" Oniichan saidI gasped and said "what are we going to do on the bed?"oh no oh noPOMF POMF! KIMOCHIwhat's this sticky stuff on me?They play with me until I smell like salty coins and milkMorning, everyone!Today we will have lots of funUGUU am I cute?in my favorite swimsuitPOMFPOMF wanna stayand play the pop up pirate game?STOP STOP touching meit's making me feel all funnyNII CHAN I love youbut please stop smelling my pantsuYay yay! play with meah ah you make me happyEVERYDAY POMFEVERYTIME IS POMFI wanna ride on nii-chan all day longEVERYDAY POMFEVERYTIME IS POMFthere's just no way that thing will fitI'll endure itPOMF POMF! KIMOCHIbut what's this sticky stuff on me?They play with me until I smell like salty coins and milkMorning, everyone!Today we will have lots of funUWAHN UWAHN IT'S REALLY TOUGHNOT TO CLENCH UP MY BUTTPOMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMFPOMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMFTWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOMTWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWISTPOMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMFPOMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMFTWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOMTWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST
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