Author Topic: My mom bought Norton Antivirus and wants me to install it  (Read 2476 times)

how is your computer not dead yet
nah..
You're handicapped, and your computer must be stuff.
Nope, It's brand new computer.

Nope, It's brand new computer.

That doesn't mean anything at all...

Convince her to uninstall Norton and install Kaspersky. If you can't convince her to do so, go with the flow and don't go on ad-herding sites that inject your computer with malware.

Furling am dumb computer at.

Convince her to uninstall Norton and install Kaspersky. If you can't convince her to do so, go with the flow and don't go on ad-herding sites that inject your computer with malware.
Kaspersky is also terrible
avast! your ass and explain how it's better through use of articles on the internet



tell her to return it and buy something more useful like a hamster wheel.

even if you don't have a hamster.

buy as many as you can and buy generic pop with the remainder

forget that, spend it all on RC Cola.

GOD DAMN IT STOP BEING A RUDE
"A rude"
I have never been "a rude" in my entire life.


Kaspersky is also terrible
avast! your ass and explain how it's better through use of articles on the internet
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2409056,00.asp

I'm nearly positive Furling is a troll.

OT: Norton is really bad, tell her there are better free ones.

Thats like your mom telling you to go jump off a cliff. Tell her No and use avast

Norton 360 isn't really that bad imo.  I mean sure, it will detect some things as viruses yeah. But I download crap from any site, and I've been safe for as long as I've had this.

Get her to return it and use the money to buy carrots.
Then feed the carrots to a rabbit in the pet store, this will earn you the rabbit's loyalty and trust.
The rabbit will be taken home by a U.S. army official, while they are sleeping it will sneak onto their computer and send you an email with a link.
The link will be access to national security plans.
Trade these secret plans with the Taliban giving them easy access and the ability to take over America at any moment.
In return for these plans they will give you a map of the Caribbean islands with an X marked on it.
Go there and dig up the location on the map.
You will find a chest.
Inside that chest is just enough money to buy an antivirus program that doesn't suck richards.
« Last Edit: February 09, 2013, 08:45:53 PM by Clone v.117 »