Gee you sure love to insult the love life of teenage gamers!
It's a joke, silly goose.
Even if runescape still seemed cool to me now the game has changed so much since back in the day that I wouldn't be able to play it.
(A few months ago my friend went all hypo that she remembered her old account and made me play with her, which lasted like 15 minutes since it wasn't fun at all)