Author Topic: take the rorschach test!  (Read 1844 times)

the rorschach test is where you look at inkblots and say what you see in them

Link - http://theinkblot.com/

post your results



test is handicapped - everything i'm seeing isn't in the options, and the options are blatantly obvious as to what the results will be if you select said options.

Number 8 looks like a fat blob satan with no horns, who has a vagina and sits on a throne.

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Sickness Quotient: 79%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 79% indicates therapy may be useful.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You never give up and refuse to settle for less than the best. In other words, you're impossible to please and you never shutup. You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn't be happy even if you were hit by a new car.

Job Performance & Attitude
You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse. You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Dance like nobody's watching." That' just stupid. Get a better motto.

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Sickness Quotient: 100%
WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 100% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn't be happy even if you were hit by a new car. You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span.

Job Performance & Attitude
Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it. Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Find something you love, and do it." Unfortunately, your test results indicate you really love sheep.

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Sickness Quotient: 97%
WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 97% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities. You never give up and refuse to settle for less than the best. In other words, you're impossible to please and you never shutup.

Job Performance & Attitude
You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better." You must not have been saying this for very long.

this test is dumb :(


Point 1 and 3 seem to be onto something.


I didnt pick any of the like satan or love ones I picked stuff like butterflies and ponies and stuff and I got 77% lol. Also the first 3 what I first thought they were was surprisingly on the options and I was like wow this thing is good but then none of the others were even close.


How do I resize an image?


The test results are generated at pure random. I would know because when I went back to my result page, the results were completely different than the one before.

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The test results are generated at pure random. I would know because when I went back to my result page, the results were completely different than the one before.

   

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 72%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 72% indicates therapy may be useful.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals. You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you.

Job Performance & Attitude
Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Dance like nobody's watching." That' just stupid. Get a better motto.



I am pretty sure this is a joke site.