Test Results
Sickness Quotient: 72%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 72% indicates therapy may be useful.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals. You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you.
Job Performance & Attitude
Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Dance like nobody's watching." That' just stupid. Get a better motto.
I am pretty sure this is a joke site.