had this weird dream and now suddenly interested in shoplifting

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yes, so i had this weird ass dream that i was like this spy in france and i had to change clothes, so i had to steal like this suit and button down and tie from this store.

it was weird because it felt so exciting, evading security guards and like trying to exit the store.  is it like this in real life?

do you guys ever shoplift?

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sometimes i steal the candies in those tubs at safeway

yeah i know, thug life.

[Trogtor]

Gabe newel is haunting you with his favorite class

[Pixel]

One time I was at the store with my friend, she was like "LOL IM TOTES STEALING THIS MAKEUP" but I thought she was joking.

As we were leaving the store the lady runs out (Its not stealing until you leave) and is like "COME WITH ME WE SAW YOU STEAL AND HAVE YOU ON CAMERA"

So I just went with them because her mom was my ride (Her mom was in the store next door getting clothes).

They take her in the back security room and Im not allowed in so I sit outside the door and I see her mom coming ultra angrily so I figure she knew about the theft, so she said "I am PISSED at her. Where is she at?" and I told her she was in the back room. Then she asked why she would be back there and that shes been calling her and she wasnt answering and then I realized she didnt know and was just mad she didnt answer. I was definitely not being the bearer of bad news so I just kept going "Uh yeah shes back there no idea why just go in" and eventually this worker comes over and says she stole. Her mom flipped, opened the door and started flipping on her daughter and then eventually we left, she stopped at my friends dads house and literally drags her out of the car, the dad and mom are flipping out and then the mom starts crying and saying shes so disappointed and then the mom still had to drop me off which was the most awkward car ride ever. Especially because she asked if I knew she was stealing and I said yes because I half-did.

ANYWAY RANDOM SEMI RELEVANT STORY

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what an awful shoplifter

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ANYWAY RANDOM SEMI RELEVANT STORY

naa its cool i like hearing stories like that

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Funniest part is she was charged like 300 dollars for a fifteen dollar makeup.

Never shoplift folks!

[Cookiez664]

Me and my grandpa were building a deck once for my Aunt  (was pretty fun, got to dig and lay on the hard ground on rocks and nail stuff in) anyways, we were shopping for some heavy bricks and some bolts. My grandpa had his hands full, (and so were mine, I was holding bricks and some bags of sand) and he then decided to put $10 gloves in his pocket, along with $15 worth of some bolts. Of course after 1 hour of holding all that weight, I forgot he had it in their. So we checked out and left the store. (Without being caught) Then we got in the jeep and I remembered he had it in their and I said "Hey grandpa, you have the gloves and bolts in your pocket, you must have forgotten." and then he replied "No I didn't... Don't do what I just did, I'm a bad example right now. However I didn't want to have to put all that stuff down just to pay for it. What I'm about to tell you only applies to me right now... It's not illegal until you get caught..." Then I was like "uhhh, okay?" Then he laughed and he went in and paid for it.

lol

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Saw this on some random forum and lol'd

Stealth Agent
I really needed a new pair of shoes. I lost my job two months ago(im only 16). I figured i could try to steal a pair it wouldn't be that hard.
So i rode my bike to Kohl's. But i figured while im here i auta try to pickup a shirt and pants, cuz my cloths are running low. I pick up a 22 dollar pair of pants anhd 20 dollar shirt(also i grabbed 2 of the 20 dollar shirt and stuffed one without a hangar into the other) and go into the dressing room, and while walking in i read a sign that said, there are hidden electronic tags on the clothes. The same sign was in the dressing room.

So im like whatever ill have to find the tag and take it off. I tore off all the little sales tags on the jeans and this little plastic rubber stitch in the jeans. Im turning the pair of jeans inside out wondering where the hell could this tag be, i dont think any of those things are the tag.

Meanwhile im hearing all these urgent codes over the PA. I don't think anything of it. Then i hear someone telling security to go to the dressing room. Im like holy stuff **** this i gotta go. Then i hear a lady go "Did you call 911." "Yes."

Im scared stuffless at this point, i turn the jeans rightside in grab the clothes and walk out cassually. This huge ****in black guy is starin at me, and this lady. I stare back for a moment and then just walk around them. The lady continues to follow me, i put the clothes on some random racks and walk outt he store. When i go pass the anti-theft machine she sorta just stares like she exspects it to go off.

I go outside she follows me right next to me, i dont say anything to her i just glance at her like "What the ****,:" I grabbed my bike and booked it down the highway, going as fast as i can until i got home.

Anyone know how the hell they caught me? Did security see me stuffing that second shirt in the orignal shirt? Or did that little plastic stitch actually be a tag that went off when i broke it? How the hell did it go off? Do they have sensors in the dressing room?



1 more thing. I am not scum or lowlife, i could only steal from a department, corporate store. I could never steal from an individual or a local, community store, it's morally wrong.
Im trying to fight the corporate fat cats.

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Shoplifting is bad and you should feel bad.
It's like piracy but with shop lifting they can get you more easily.

So don't do it guys, it isn't good for anyone.

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Shoplifting is bad and you should feel bad.
It's like piracy but with shop lifting they can get you more easily.

So don't do it guys, it isn't good for anyone.

I've actually never done it, it just seems almost exciting.

[MegaScientifical]

I'm in the middle of reading "A&P" for my college English class, and half way in, I think it's about shoplifting. I'll have to see. The descriptions are annoying me, though.

[dorkdotdan]

Saw this on some random forum and lol'd

Corporate Fat Cats lol

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dont shoplift

my friend got caught and had to go to court

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do you even lift shops