Pokemon Adventure

[Shell]

He fails miserably at it and contemplates Self Delete.

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[Renekar]

ash gets arrested by officer jenny, turns from kanto art to unova, finds his parents from kanto in prison, forgets the stuff out of them on camera, and posts it on the internet for it to get 7 million views in 2 minutes

[Skull Candy]

He fails miserably at it and contemplates Self Delete.

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[AlsoSulfate]

Ash wakes up from the awful dream he's been having, he's perfectly fine in reality.

[Shell]

Then he notices that his dream was right in every way and contemplates Self Delete from how pathetic and miserable he and his life is.

[Renekar]

ash wakes up from his dreamception

[AlsoSulfate]

Ash smokes some weed laced with PCP.

[Shell]

Ash forgot how to smoke weed and didn't know how to follow the instructions on the bag and ends up with his richard stuck in a blender.

[AlsoSulfate]

Ash suddenly realizes the blender is actually a tuna jar.

[Tyler66]

He sticks his snake in it.
It's a bit tight, but it fits!

New item acquired: tuna jar jock strap

[Stunty]

Then Link comes in and steals all of Ash's stuff.

[Flamecannon]

the schoolgirl from every adventure gets raped

[Shell]

The schoolgirl was Ash's mother and Ash proceeds to fall into a deep state of depression and contemplates Self Delete.

[tikitai]

ash RAPEs ROCKMAN

[Shell]

ROCKMAN promptly goes away to the adventure he came from while Ash cries because he is so pathetic that he cannot keep his rape victims from escaping after more than four seconds.