Author Topic: Pokemon Adventure  (Read 2209 times)

So He starts to stick his two fingers up his star fish.

His star fish bites off his fingers.

So he starts to cry in corner

His star fish turns inside out, quickly devouring his body , and turning it inside out; his innards are now all over the ground.

Nurse Joy comes to clean up the mess with the help of Chancy, and thus Ash is reborn through some weird ass rebirth stuff through chancy.

Except he's deformed and missing half a testicle.



I cried when Brock got shot in the balls because I could honestly imagine his face;

The End!

They walked out and,

I don't think you understand what a sentence is.

A wild zigzagoon has appeared!

the wild zigzagoon used tackle, it's a one hit KO!

Ironically, Ash gets raped

He starts drinking again to deal with newfound stress, eventually getting in a drunken stupor with officer jenny and a dead growlithe.

Ash is visited by his girlfriend and is promptly shot in the chest and he lay in his own pool of blood.

Ash dies. He wasn't brought to a human center in time.

However, Ash actually was in another dream!

Ash gets out of bed, stark naked, morning wood, and strolls over to officer Jenny who is just down te street.