Give her your big purple carrot
Just "accidentally" let her find a box of condoms, lube, giant carrots, gimp suits, plungers and paint stripper in a box under your bed.She wont want to come in anymore.
Tell her to go get laid while she's still young enough for a one night stand. Or say "mom lets go spend time together at walmart" and get her to buy you a video game or something.
Wat if she gets turned on
she's not young enough
Just send her over to my place in like 5 minutes, I got enough time for a bang.
you're a girl
Even better.
I thought it was implied that your mom would he bringing her own strap on.
You have a mother who wants to spend time with you? You poor thing.
she's also 54
Does she have a tight ass?
* Tudoreleuu shoves Stocking out of the thread
Just stick some fingers up there and find out for me <3