how do I get mom to gtfo

[Tudoreleuu]

Give her your big purple carrot

Just "accidentally" let her find a box of condoms, lube, giant carrots, gimp suits, plungers and paint stripper in a box under your bed.
She wont want to come in anymore.

no

Tell her to go get laid while she's still young enough for a one night stand.

Or say "mom lets go spend time together at walmart" and get her to buy you a video game or something.

she's not young enough
and she doesn't really have money to buy me video games too often

[Ad Bot]

[Clone v.117]

Wat if she gets turned on

Even better.

[Magnusbon]

Give her your big purple carrot

there is always some guy who tries to be funny.

[Stocking]

she's not young enough

Just send her over to my place in like 5 minutes, I got enough time for a bang.

[Tudoreleuu]

Just send her over to my place in like 5 minutes, I got enough time for a bang.

you're a girl

[Clone v.117]

you're a girl

lol girls cant have love with girls thats crazy talk

[Tokerovin]

Hang out with your mom instead.

[Snow2]

Even better.

[Electrk]

You have a mother who wants to spend time with you? You poor thing.

[Stocking]

you're a girl

I thought it was implied that your mom would he bringing her own strap on.

[Tudoreleuu]

I thought it was implied that your mom would he bringing her own strap on.

she's also 54

You have a mother who wants to spend time with you? You poor thing.

yes but she never leaves me alone holy stuff

[Stocking]

she's also 54

Does she have a tight ass?

[Tudoreleuu]

Does she have a tight ass?

* Tudoreleuu shoves Stocking out of the thread

[Stocking]

* Tudoreleuu shoves Stocking out of the thread

Just stick some fingers up there and find out for me <3

[Tudoreleuu]

Just stick some fingers up there and find out for me <3

who allowed you to still be in here