(In descending order)Rapid-Fire Laser PistolThis laser pistol, equipped with a flexible rotating barrel hidden within the weapon's muzzle, is a great weapon for close combat. This feature along with its surprisingly light weight and simplicity to use will provide a better tomorrow for its user.
Thermo-Shot CannonNicknamed "The Volcanic Panic", the Thermo-Shot Cannon is a specially manufactured shotgun-type weapon that fires a shower of searing hot projectiles capable to burn right through many types of armour, causing anyone vulnerable to have been known to be given pyrophobia.
Heavy Precision RifleDespite its weight, the Heavy Precision Rifle is one of the most reliable weapons out of the galaxy's range of sniper rifles. Equipped with a powerful scope and penetrate-anything ammunition, this rifle is indeed quite highly acclaimed. Well, other than a loud-ass sound that is sure to get you done if you don't move your ass after firing.
H.E.L.L.The H.E.L.L. (Highly Explosive Laser Launcher) is the pride of the weapon manufacturing team, capable of clearing out a large area from unneeded enemies. Due to its easily abusive and unnecessary firepower, this weapon is only granted to the highest ranks of soldiers. Even those black and yellow lines spread across it basically tell you to be loving careful with this thing!
Well you haven't been coming often enough. :P
April 24th of this year
aka my birthday
A little after
my birthday. forget.