Poll

Coolest playable race?

Human
Avian
Apex
Floran
Hylotl
Glitch
Novakid

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lol @ all people who ignored fancypants' pun.
that's you and cargon, hardly qualifies for an "all"

i bet flamecannon is standing somewhere nodding his head at my brilliancy that is so invisible to the rest of you peasants

that's you and cargon, hardly qualifies for an "all"

i bet flamecannon is standing somewhere nodding his head at my brilliancy that is so invisible to the rest of you peasants
you DARE call me a peasant?
I am but a mere slave! How dare you insult me like that?

human > all
seriously they have the best t4 armor
except humans look super boring
there's just nothing interesting about their character model

I actually compromised a four line rap segment but I decided not to post it because i'm a loser


I like my eggs geno-cide up!

someone should make a blockhead race

that's actually pretty unsettling

The troops need to eat!



Mmmm fried avian
Surprisingly, avian taste terrible.
But the Iron Guard's got an iron stomach, they won't complain.

avians are adorable as forget
that's like puppy slaughter
that ain't right man
that stuff be whack
« Last Edit: January 12, 2014, 05:45:49 AM by Cargøn »


bless this post

though it's sad that imperial guards suck richard at not dying en masse whenever someone actually formidable shows up

Excuse the forget out of you? I don't think you know what the forget you're talking about you stupid russkie bitch because the Mordian Iron Guard are not your standard Imperial speedbump, no siree. Not only did these motherforgeters get attacked on their very homeworld by "someone actually formidable" (read: an entire loving Chaotic incursion), but they kicked the unholy stuff out of them. Alone. No support from other regiments, or space marines, it was just the Iron Guard and their lasguns holding off Plague Marines and Great Unclean Ones. They stared Chaos in the face and spat on them, fighting tooth and nail for every single inch of ground until their psykers could break the spell and send the daemons screaming back to Hell.

They also have carapace armor stitched into their uniforms, which means those sharp-looking dress blues provide enough protection to make modern 21st century infantry armor look like a heap of dog stuff by comparison.