Poll

Coolest playable race?

Human
Avian
Apex
Floran
Hylotl
Glitch
Novakid

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though it's sad that imperial guards suck richard at not dying en masse whenever someone actually formidable shows up

i like to play as apex because i think they look cute.

Excuse the forget out of you? I don't think you know what the forget you're talking about you stupid russkie bitch because the Mordian Iron Guard are not your standard Imperial speedbump, no siree. Not only did these motherforgeters get attacked on their very homeworld by "someone actually formidable" (read: an entire loving Chaotic incursion), but they kicked the unholy stuff out of them. Alone. No support from other regiments, or space marines, it was just the Iron Guard and their lasguns holding off Plague Marines and Great Unclean Ones. They stared Chaos in the face and spat on them, fighting tooth and nail for every single inch of ground until their psykers could break the spell and send the daemons screaming back to Hell.

They also have carapace armor stitched into their uniforms, which means those sharp-looking dress blues provide enough protection to make modern 21st century infantry armor look like a heap of dog stuff by comparison.
hol y stuff i'm dying this is amazing

They also have carapace armor stitched into their uniforms, which means those sharp-looking dress blues provide enough protection to make modern 21st century infantry armor look like a heap of dog stuff by comparison.
Except their faces are still completely exposed to well.... anything.
all that glittery high tech armor isn't that good when your face is torn into 3 different pieces

Someones jealous that their bird-brained waifu race can't rock a dress uniform. Come on man, with those freakish talons you should be able to grasp at better straws than complaining about a feature that most armor systems even today don't include.

Someones jealous that their bird-brained waifu race can't rock a dress uniform. Come on man, with those freakish talons you should be able to grasp at better straws than complaining about a feature that most armor systems even today don't include.
Also whats the deal with Avians decorating their armor with feathers? It's like if humans wore clothes made out of fingernails or pubes.

I know, right? Maybe they're like, feathers from different birds, but then that'd still be like us making clothes out of monkey fingernails or some bullstuff.

I know, right? Maybe they're like, feathers from different birds, but then that'd still be like us making clothes out of monkey fingernails or some bullstuff.
Its to respect those we have lost to Heartless Bastards like you.
we wear the feathers to act as if we are carrying on their life and avenging them for the crimes that have been done to them.
Avians are a Peaceful race, but we will defend ourselves from people like you who run into places and shoot everyone on sight to get paid.

I don't kill savages for money, making the galaxy a safer place is its own reward.

someone should make a blockhead race

Yes
We need this

EDIT: Tried making it.

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still not going to give a single stuff of what race I kill while I play as a Floran, cept Glitch, because they are coolbros.. and are made of metal, which doesnt taste all that good

Its to respect those we have lost to Heartless Bastards like you.
we wear the feathers to act as if we are carrying on their life and avenging them for the crimes that have been done to them.
Avians are a Peaceful race, but we will defend ourselves from people like you who run into places and shoot everyone on sight to get paid.

Dude I like took one wrong turn into a temple and they started shooting what the forget did they think I was going to do, die? Take a detour around the circumference of the planet? Avians can be stuffheads sometimes and I have no qualms impaling them on a spear or blowing them into chicken nuggets with a grenade launcher.

Dude I like took one wrong turn into a temple and they started shooting what the forget did they think I was going to do, die? Take a detour around the circumference of the planet? Avians can be stuffheads sometimes and I have no qualms impaling them on a spear or blowing them into chicken nuggets with a grenade launcher.
The followers of Kluex are goddamn imbeciles, coming from an avian player

The followers of Kluex are goddamn imbeciles, coming from an avian player
>implying not all Avians are imbeciles