But he's talking about avians not florans silly!

Look at this stuff. This is not acceptable behavior. You can't just walk up to someone and demand that they "cuddle" with you, that's creepy as forget.

And look at their house. Do you see a shower anywhere? This disgusting thing has probably never taken a bath in its entire wretched life. Needless to say I put it out of my misery before continuing on my way.