I was bored so i revised the navy seal copypasta to be hylotl friendly.
What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little glitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Hylotl Sharks, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Fishbowls, and I have over 300 confirmed gills. I am trained in apex warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire hylotl finned forces. You are nothing to me but just another guppy. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Planet, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your ship number is being traced right now so you better prepare for the wave, small fry. The wave that pushes you to the respawn station in your stuffty ship. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred techs, and that’s just with my energy pool. Not only am I extensively trained in unfinned combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the random stuff in my item box and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the biome, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the pixels, you goddamn idiot. I will drip fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, sardine.
what am i doing with my life
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