If you have to exaggerate to make a point, then it's not a very good point to begin with.
alright, let's step away from the metaphor then.
i seriously don't see any problem in changing something you don't like or could be improved. this is the first bug report in months and that tells me the themes work perfectly fine.
Can you be edgier? Do you wear spiked wristbands and listen to SpeedMetal? Do you have Naruto posters in your room? I'm surprised your name isn't xXxShadowXZeroxXx
how does liking black mean that they're trying to be edgy?