*Please be aware that the following OP is completely based off of a joke. I wouldn't really produce something like this whilst trying to be considered completely 100 percent serious. Except for the Pisces thing. I am actually a Pisces.*
McDonald's
Home of fried death
McDonald's Corporation is the world's largest chain of hamburger fast food restaurants, serving around 68 million customers daily in 119 countries. That's more countries than I even
knew existed. Clearly this armada is one that is known to be feared, going toe-to-toe with it's mortal enemies, such as -- Chick Fil A, Wendy's, Burger King, and of course, the Alaskan Pollock.
But wait, Alaskan Pollock is not a fast-food chain! That's completely correct. The Alaskan Pollock is a species of fish in .. well .. Alaska probably, but a fish is a fish. McDonald's, among others, have distributed products made from fish for a long, long time.
By now, you may be wondering what I'm getting at. Allow me to explain,
Born on the 26Th of February, I am a Pisces, and quite frankly I am outraged at this insensitive mainstream-media mass production of cooked meat of the Alaskan Pollock's, or "Fish McBites" as the small molten crusty pieces of meat have been known to be called.
Tender, flaky wild-caught Alaskan Pollock in crunchy bite-sized pieces. Available in three sizes - snack, regular or sharable - with a tangy tartar sauce for dipping.
The acquisitions of fish-killers dictate that their product is clearly superior and is of the highest possible quality.
But this horror does not end at the Fish McBites.
This company has been producing fish-based products before, as well as other fast-food establishments.
Together, we can end the torment and bring down McDonald's fish-slaying wall!
FOR AMERICA!
Please, discuss brothers! Join the cause for the greater good!
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