Poll

Should this topic live?

No, this topic sucks.
Yes, but it should stay locked.
No, but it should be unlocked.
Yes, unlock it! This is my favorite adventure!
Unlock the topic. It was okay.

Author Topic: A Grand Adventure [Red and Edd are dead!]  (Read 11396 times)

collapse because you're a fat forget

You collapse because you're a fat forget.

This is officially the best adventure.

Wake up the next day

Wake up the next day

It is the next day. You wake up next to your demon behemoth lover. You feel fatter. There's a sword next to you. It's very hot. What do you do?

Get the demon to pull your pants down so you can void your bowels.

Get the demon to pull your pants down so you can void your bowels.
You have no bowels.

Conclude that you're an alien and phone home.


It looks like I've gotten most of my ideas from Shell. How about someone else?

Eat the sword and get sword snake

Ask the Demon guy to take you to his village, so you may lose weight and get to know his friends.

Put sand on your head.
BOOM, YOU GOT HAIR! :cookieMonster:

Ask the Demon guy to take you to his village

Your demon behemoth man lover does not live in a village himself, but does believe that he knows the area. He leads you through a dark valley. What happens to you now?
« Last Edit: March 06, 2013, 05:23:03 PM by Nonnel »

You decide to go with him, but Nonnel comes and offers you a suit.

You decide to go with him, but Nonnel comes and offers you a suit made out of legos