A Grand Adventure [Red and Edd are dead!]

[Conan]

You don't have any money and you can't pawn your sword or you'll lose your demon friend.

then find the nearest phone booth and look up freddy in the directory

if you can't find him you might as well pawn your backpack and the box for some cash.

[Ad Bot]

[Nonnel]

then find the nearest phone booth and look up freddy in the directory

if you can't find him you might as well pawn your backpack and the box for some cash.

look for the man with the marvelous moustache by the name of Freddy.

You find a phonebooth.


You've found Freddy in the phonebook. You can't see it for moral reasons, but his address and apartment room number is there, too.


You've clicked the buzzer.


This is Freddy. He's scrawny, dark, and he smells like taco seasoning. He sees the package with his name and asks to see it. WHAT DO YOU DO YOUNG TRAVELER?

[.:FancyPants:.]

give the mother loving package to the mother loving man.
man.

[Shell]

don't give him the package, look at his face
he aint got no 'stache, what a disgrace
get that package away from that man
run away, fat man, as fast as you can

[Redconer]

Think about this, the package doesn't show a last name, only a first name, so you were shocked that you have to go all the way back!

[Linkusofepica]

What shell said.

[Tudoreleuu]

What shell said.

[Grassy]

Tell him you are sorry but he is stooped and run for the hills.

[blazerblock2]

but you are fat how do you run away?

[Cuddles le Bear]

Say you brought the package, but charge him $19.99 (Magic Number) or he doesn't get it.

[grunterdb1951]

loving lose some weight you fat hopeless piece of stuff you need to get some pusillanimous individual.

[Hotspot]

loving lose some weight you fat hopeless piece of stuff you need to get some pusillanimous individual.

[Grassy]

Try giving him the package... if you can loving reach it.

[Nonnel]

Try giving him the package... if you can loving reach it.

give the mother loving package to the mother loving man.
man.

The man, right in front of you, grows a mustache. The most beautiful, incredible, marvelously perfect mustache you've ever seen. You decide he is certainly Freddy, and you give him the package.


Freddy thanks you for his new teddy bear and offers that he goes with you in your quest.
WHAT DO YOU DO YOUNG TRAVELER?

[.:FancyPants:.]

HOLY stuff ADD THE MUSTACHE AND HIS MAN TO YOUR PARTY YEEEAH

then go eat something you need to gain some weight.