Author Topic: A Day in the life of Blockhead90000  (Read 6395 times)

5:39 - Blockhead finally admits that he's the one who killed Osama.
5:39 - Blockhead's watch runs out of batteries.

5:39 - Blockhead finally admits that he's the one who killed Osama.
5:39 - Blockhead's watch runs out of batteries.
6:00 - Blockhead finally finds some infinite batteries and still has his internal clock.

12:52 - Blockhead finds out that his internal clock is way the forget off and adjusts his watch according to the internet.  No wonder it's so dark.

7:00 AM Blockhead gets up in the morning

7:01 am blockhead goes back to sleep

7:02 A.M. - Blockhead's spammy red 1x1f house blows up.
7:15 A.M. - Blockhead wakes up.

7:18AM - Blockhead weeps because his house is gone.

7:24AM - Blockhead realizes that he's in the middle of nowhere.

7:25 Blockhead drives his giant tank off a cliff, causing it to crash the server since that setvehiclescale event is so horribly scripted.

7:59 pm Blockhead restarts the server and builds a spammy tower home

8:10 Blockhead closes the server since no one came and cries in a corner

8:30 Blockhead joins a love rp.

8:31 Quickly leaves due to the fact that they are selling marjuana

8:51 Dies of terminal lung cancer.

8:52 Blockhead realizes he is invincible (Stop trying to kill the story)
8:53 Blockhead uses paint can to make other people pink

this is why I hate these kind of threads: most users don't bother to look 3 posts back
like I said he was secretely in real life and there's no one alive and few next posts bring back people and servers without any explanation

9:45 After painting the whole town Pink, blockhead is shot with a rocket launcher.
9:45:05 He respawns.
9:45:35 He ragequits the server.