If anyone knows where that rogue laser beam went...

[dorkdotdan]

MAKE MORE PUNS.
SAVE OUR LIVES WITH THE PUNS.

IT'S REALLY PUNNY

[Ad Bot]

[auzman466]

I NEED THE OTHER 3 50 MILLIONS

YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjK-LzkekCU
WE ARE LIVE?

[Kimon]

YOULL HAVE TO PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

[Alyx Vance]

These puns are punful to hear

[TeslaCoil]

I AM AMUSED

YOU HAVE BOUGHT YOURSELF AN ADDITIONAL 5 MINUTES

[dorkdotdan]

Postpone indefinitely

[Alyx Vance]

Hey guys.
Bitch titties. (quickly go off and this)

[TeslaCoil]

Postpone indefinitely

never

I want my money

[auzman466]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNlMwK-HyRw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1icpvvCxjo
THESE ARE 50 MILLION EACH

[Kimon]

Postpone indefinitely

Don't you mean....
IndeFINitely?
...
Wait.
Gimme a second

[IkeTheGeneric]

I have bested your death ray!

[Steve5452]

I can give you five dollars but I gotta ask my mom first.

[The Resonte!]

what about souls
do you take souls as a currency
because i have some
they're 62 cents each


also why not just ban the death ray
that death ray keeps "flaming" us
crap my pun was horrible

does the deathray set fire to anything
or is it like a laser

[*FacePalm*]

YOUR PLANS HAVE BEEN FOILED

WOWE DID U NOT C THIS OR SOMETHING
R U BLIND
IM HAVE FOILDE YOU'RE PLANS

[TeslaCoil]

you have failed me

not only would you make terrible slave citizens

you can't even make a GOOD PUN

TIME TO DIE