Because.he can.
I don't like hairy fruit.
I do.
Well i got some Hairy Fruit.(Wink wink)
Cut in half, then take a spoon and eat the inner part.
This will turn into 9gag.
Not for me. Its easy because I have done it with MANY things bigger than a kiwi.
Almost said like my richard.But then, I'm not gay, and you're probably fugly.