Weird personal messages you get

[Mr.X98]

Title


Basically, post your odd personal message, and comment on it.

I'll start:

Are you suffering from basic mental problems?

._.

[Ad Bot]

[dkamm65]

No comment.

[Titanium Man]

do you love me because of our lord and savior jesus christ the gingerbread man.

oh brian

[CharlesSpeaking]

Buny

Here you go. 

deer cherlz,

hi buny, i liek bunys do u???

cheez is gewd cuz it tasts liek buny, do u liek cheez???

ur frend, zulos!!!!!

[Shell]

I don't even understand this one.

[weaver123]

you know, the secret is to promote the production of chemicals in your brain similar to how drugs induce that effect (they dont make you high, they just manipulate secretion thats all) so you gotta learn self-control and make yourself high y'know what im saying? yknow when you get nirvana after sleep deprivation!?!? that's it!!

[Jairo]

Woah bro calm down bro 420 420 420!!!!! ########CALMIT

[Mega-Bear]

[BanishedLetters]

[TeslaCoil]

to clarify for the last image, Radon sent me a picture of his raging boner.

[Titanium Man]

found this gem -

wa tthe......... is tat even posible..... weaner in..             butwhole.....                               






                                                                                             am i gay

[lolz??]

I am honestly really loving scared of this

[Bahamut]

found this gem -

well that's reaper so it's expected

[Trymos]

i will win this because this just randomly came in my inbox a year ago.

ur cool  

[Masterlegodude]

I keep getting this PM from someone named Masterlegodude, that guy just won't leave me alone :l